Preperation H - Lesson learned

The last week or two I have been insanely tired and have had an upset stomach and nausea. Well last night I started feeling better and ate, and regretted it immidiately. After puking my guts out all night I woke up feeling better but looking scrap dog in the worst ways. My eyes were swollen with HUGE puffy bags.
I went to work anyway, but I could tell by the clients' reactions that I was looking bad. Then I decided at lunch I would get some visine and something for the bags. In my little head I remember hearing that you can put preperation H on and it gets rid of puffy eyes. Well its impossible to find anything in Walmart and I had no idea what preperation H was exactly or where to find it....so I asked.
Couldn't figure out why the employee was acting so weird and awkward until I looked at the box. Hemorrhoid cream..... Who knew? THIS is what happens when you don't have cable.

Boy Meets World - Quotable Quotes

I was searching the internet to find that quote where Topanga talks if she had a country/world that women would rule and men would be chained up underground and only used for reproduction purposes. By the way, if anyone knows that one or finds it, please let me know. It's very important to me and a friend of mine. Anyway, I didn't find that one, but I did find a ton of hilarious ones. Here is a lot of them. I chose to leave out the mushy gushy ones. We all know its the random and obsurd statements that make a show great.

please, marry me, I live in a trailer park and haven't even graduated but my hair does this.-Sean
If stupidity were in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize-Eric
I walk alone in this world... Alone I walk... Except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.-Frankie
Life's tough, get a helmet-Eric
By day two ordinary kids.By night two ordinary kids on a bus......that talk dirty-Sean
I am ok, Life moves on.............Here take this and jab it through my brain.
-Cory (This one is one of my FAV's!)

Why do you look so sad..
Eric-- Its cause my pet pig died
You dont have a pet pig
Eric - I know

Chocolate pudding.. paging Dr. Chocolate Pudding..-Cory

On the husband highway there's very little forward traffic.
Just a million of well intentioned men backing up frantickly.-Feeny

You do your thing and I do my thing.
You are you and I am I.
And, if, in the end, we end up together,
it's beautiful.
-Topanga

Cory: What do you think of my hair?
Topanga: It's beautiful, like a desert tumbleweed.
-Cory and Topanga

So I said to myself, Kyle, that's what I call myself...-Eric
(We really need to name ourselves is what I learned from this one.)

Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey, that would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: What?
Morgan: I made a mistake.
-Morgan/Amy

I married a moose, we don't need counseling.-Eric

Let's light this candle.-George Feeny

I am Plays With Squirrels-Eric Matthews

Color me insane. Eric, Season 7

Canadians skate. How hard could it be? Jason, Season 2

Do what I do, don’t think! Shawn, Season 2

Do you know why a husband talks to his wife before doing something? So she can tell him what a stupid idea it is. Topanga

Eight lanes and no stinkin island.
You gotta be Moses to get across that highway!
Cory, Season 4

Ever since I was young I never understood anything about the world and anything that happened in my life. The only thing that ever made sense to me was you and how I feel about you. That’s all I’ve ever known and that’s enough. That’s enough for me for the rest of my life.
(Okay I let ONE in)

Friendship is a real gift. It’s given with no expectations and no gratitude is necessary.

Friendship is what’s gonna get us all through this and I’m never gonna go away.

He says one thing and does another. He’s a hypochondriac. Shawn, Season 2

I believe in love like I believe in God. You can’t touch it, you can’t see it, but you can feel its wrath. Cory

I don’t sweat. I glisten. Topanga, Season 3

I don’t trust anyone with that many zippers on their pants. Shawn, Season 5

I know nothing of this ‘real world’ of which you speak. Cory, Season 5

I married a moose. We don’t need counseling. Eric, Season 7

I never asked to be the man in this relationship. Cory, Season 7 I

’m a damsel but not the distressed kind, one who’s totally calm and in complete control of her own destiny. Topanga, Season 2

If pushed, I’d say you’re just slightly less dangerous than lime Jell-O. Eric, Season 2

Is that the Stupid Idea Train coming around the bend? All Aboard! Mr. Feeny, Season 5

It was one of those nights. You know, the kind like day but darker. Eric

My soap opera name is Shinaynay Martin Luther King Boulevard. Boy, I’ve gotta get some black friends. Angela, Season 6

Once we’ve met that special person it’s hard to live knowing they’re out there and they’re the only one you care about. Cory, Season 3 (Okay so I let 2 in, but this applies to my friends too)

Since the beginning of time men have been idiots. Eric, Season 5


This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend. Cory, Season 5

This is gonna be the kind of job where I take aspirin… a lot. Cory, Season 7

This whole Valentine’s Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores, all trying to rip off the innocent consumer. Jack, Season 5

When you’ve got something you could wrap a grand jury around then give us a jingle. Frankie

Women reject me based on who I am, not what I look like.
Eric, Season 7

You are the whitest white boy ever.
Sean

First time Sushi

Brian and I had never had sushi.

Well, when we get together we can talk each other into just about anything,

so I had it ordered before he could think twice.

We were both pretty excited about it, and we learned 3 things:

1) I like sushi

2)Brian does NOT like sushi

3) Jeff should NEVER be camera man.

The picture above and below are my favorites.

What the???

Brian DOES have a pretty knee though, I guess?

This one was actually laziness on my part. There might be better

pictures from Brian's camera, but I am kind of thinking it wasn't the camera...

but the camera man.

*sigh*

Good thing I have my twin.